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czarasaurous:

nirukama:

drwhoconfusesme:

So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him

but what happened when he woke up

quick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very religious borderline radical Christian student that fell asleep during class once, and there was one atheist girl in the class

so when he fell asleep, all the students except the atheist left their backpacks and jackets on their chairs and left the room

and the kid woke up and started to panic, looked over and saw the atheist girl reading a book, still in the classroom

she turned the page, returned his glance, and said “Hey.”

and the kid freaked the fuck out because he sincerely thought he missed the rapture

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thecolossalsquidexhibition:

misandry-mermaid:

mymuttdog:

thegrandneutralmilkhotel:

batter-sempai:

catbountry:

Mangling other languages on t-shirts because they’re cool is one of the greatest cross-cultural phenomenons ever.

As a person who lives in a country where English isn’t the first language and these types of clothes exist in almost every clothing store, I think this is beautiful.

HAMBERGER FRIEND

wait i actually want a shirt that says “WHATS SO FUCK THEN”

When I was in Japan as a teen I bought a shirt that said “One of the greatest pleasures in life is eat.” and the back had a picture of a refrigerator with a thought bubble asking “Something to eat?”

Is the “I can be shit, mama” tshirt in that soft grunge/marina and the diamonds font? Omg

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